Issue #43: Irony Man
In terms of physical size, this is our longest comic yet!
SCRIPT:
43.1
Steven: Flying car? I thought the setting was the 1940s…
43.2
Derek: Howard is really into advanced technology. His whole company is based around it.
43.3
Lee: Awesome! I want my character to also have an Advanced Tech Corporation. We could call it Bucky Industries!
Michelle: No. You’ve already finished your character, Lee.
43.4
Derek: Thank God for that. That’s a horrible name for a company.
43.5
Lee: What?! I like Bucky Industries! Can you do better? What’s your company's name?
Steve: <I offer one of Bucky’s dates some of my peanuts.>
43.6
Derek: …Stark Industries.
43.7
Lee: I don’t see a whole lot of difference.
Michelle (blonde girl): <“I’m allergic to peanuts, jerk! Are you trying to kill me?”>
43.8
Derek: Well you don’t understand the intricacies of my nominally, historically, scientifically chosen-
43.9
Lee: Sounds to me like you just put your character’s name in front of the word “Industries.” That’s all I did.
Steven: <I’m sorry, I didn’t know->
Michelle (blonde): < ”Maybe if you weren’t so selfish and asked your supposed best friend about himself every once in a while he’d tell you about his girlfriends. Then you would know. Too bad you’re such a selfish jerk!”>
43.10
Derek: Except that I’m the original and you’re just a copy.
43.11
Lee: But I said the name of my company first!
Steven: <I’m sorry for offering, um…>
Michelle (blonde): <”Of course, you don’t know my name, Steve! I also know you just got rejected from the army so you’re not even a real man! That’s why I’m dating two people and you’re with NOBODY!>
Steven: <...is everything alright, Michelle?>
Michelle: <Of course! Why would you think otherwise?>
Steven: <Um…no reason.>
43.12
Jack: Well aren’t you sweethearts two peas in a pod, huh?
43.13
Derek & Lee: What?! We’re nothing alike!