Issue #14: Roll 16+ to Anger the DM

I kinda forgot about writing stuff down here. My bad!

SCRIPT:

14.1

Steven: This backstory is insane! What am I even looking for? Why do you always have to overcomplicate everything?!

Michelle: AND WHY DO YOU- Ugh, it’s okay. Let’s just play the game.

14.2

Steven: I don’t know if I want to if you’re going to start yelling-

14.3

Michelle: “YELLING! IS THAT YOUR GREATEST FEAR?!”

Steven: Oh come on, that was obviously out of character-

14.4

Michelle: “Silence, fool! Tell me the location of the item!

Steven: Okay, I guess I’ll do a word search for “secrets” and-

14.5

Michelle: “Search? Secrets? The item’s location is obvious. Right here in this crypt.

14.6

Michelle: He puts both hands on the crypt and pushes the lid off with little effort. Something four men couldn’t get to budge a few minutes ago.

14.7

Steven: How do you know that? You didn’t roll?

14.8

Michelle: “Quiet fool! Your usefulness has just run out! Now that I have what I’ve come for!”

14.9

Steven: Did you buy a blue die with no numbers on it? I think you need to set aside more money for props…

Anyway, both my sister and I wanted the skeleton knight to be saying something in the comic but it didn't make sense for how we were writing the story at the time, so we decided to just make it and post it down here for everyone to see that skeleton talking.