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23.1

Michelle: Umm, okay? I guess I'll put that into my computer. I have everything up to date and can change it on the fly as we test play. Sorry, Lee, I'll do yours after Steven's because his is so short so it shouldn’t take as long.

Lee: That’s cool, sis. I don’t mind waiting.

23.2

Michelle: Just need to boot up the printer…

*KRRRZZZZZM

Michelle: And here's your character sheet!

23.3

Steven: Wow. Only a page. That's surprising for you... Oh, I got 18s in strength and dexterity! …Wait? And a 74 in intelligence? …Okay, what do these numbers mean?

Derek: Oh how the mighty have fallen.

23.4

Michelle: It's percentages. Since your backstory is just 'some guy from Brooklyn' the algorithm assumes that you've been stuck inside for one reason or another. Here's what it says on my computer…

Steven: Wow, I got a lot of problems… oh, my character's name is Steve now?

Michelle: Oh, oops. I just put that in because you didn't give me a name…