Issue #13: Life Imitates Art

SCRIPT:

13.1

Michelle: "Your priestly mind tricks won't work on me. We've come for more important things."

13.2

Michelle: "Get to your feet."

13.3

Steven: Uh, nice voice. I stand up.

13.4

Michelle: I know you’re being sarcastic but I’ll pretend you aren’t because I’m keeping it. “You know why I’m here. Now tell me where it is.”

Steven: “Uh…? I don’t… uh, know. Actually…”

13.5.a

Michelle: …SIGH…It's all on your character sheet. If you would read it.

13.5.b

Steven: This is like a novel in length, Michelle. And not a short novel. I'm still in early childhood for this dude…

13.6

Steven: Also, did you just roll 60 dice to determine this guy was slightly upset with me?

13.7

Michelle: Well… sometimes things happen in life that are just boring, okay?

Steven: Trust me, this campaign demonstrates that very well…