Issue #7: The First Fight of the Game!

Some people just don't know how to have a good time...

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Michelle: …I guess I hadn't planned that far ahead… Don't you want to check out this mysterious object though?

Steven: Not really.

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Steven: I think you should probably read up on tabletop roleplaying though if you think you can Game Master another round. But this just isn’t it Michelle.

Michelle: I know it’s different, Steven! But I wanted to try something new! You can’t just give me a chance and play the story I laid out for you!

Steven: But that’s the thing, Michelle! It’s not just your story! The players should get to decide things too! And what are you trying to do?! Reinvent the wheel!? No! You build upon what’s already been established!

Michelle: I-

Steven: And why are you mixing genres! Most are fantasy! Or set in the past or something!

Michelle: Well-

Steven: And how can you make a roleplaying game without dice?! Why do you think they call it a role-playing game!?

Michelle: It’s not that type-

Steven: And I need a character sheet! And a backstory! And stats! And skills! And-

Michelle: Dammit Steve! Let me say something! You always speak over me when we’re arguing! I’m trying my best! I-

Steven: Oh really, and I-

Michelle: Shut up! When you’re angry you never listen!

Steven: And when you’re angry you’re always yelling at me!

Michelle: You started yelling first! You-