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34.1

Michelle: Oh? Is this die a ‘7?’ I thought it was a ‘1…’ I guess you aren’t dead Steven, just critically injured.

Steven: Great… Well, hurry up and finish me off.

34.2

Michelle: Well, this guy isn’t a murderer so-

Lee: My sheet is done printing out, sis. Can I just jump in now?

Michelle: Sure, whenever you want, Lee. 

34.3

Lee: Well, I grab the guy and tell him “Hey! Lay off my best friend Steve! We were orphans together and you suck in general!”

34.4

Michelle: He jumps away from you. “What business is it of yours? That guy is not fit for the army so he might as well bleed to death in an alley!”

34.5 

Lee: “Dude, that’s not a very cool thing to say about someone. How about we just talk it out and-”

34.6

Michelle: He’s not listening. He punches you.

Lee: I dodge!

*ROLLS*

34.7

Lee: And I attack back!

*ROLLS*

34.8

Michelle: You hit him in the face. 

34.9

Michelle: He takes, um, 12 damage. 

34.10

Michelle: Scared, he turns to run.

34.11

Lee: I kick him in the ass on the way out.

Michelle: Okay, you do so.

Derek: Haha, I like this kid already.

34.12

Lee: “And don’t come back or I’ll kick your ass again!”